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Size Chest Length
XS 34–36 in27 in
S 36–38 in28 in
M 38–40 in29 in
L 42–44 in30 in
XL 46–48 in31 in
XXL 50–52 in32 in
Too Full to Function Funny Foodie Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A little self-awareness, stitched in sweatshirt form. This cozy crewneck features a playful retro-style “Too Fun to Function” design, surrounded by cheerful food and doodle-inspired details. It brings an easygoing sense of humor to slow mornings, coffee runs, study sessions, couch days, and weekends when productivity can wait. The classic fit and crew neckline keep the look clean and comfortable, while the medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend gives it a durable, lived-in feel. Wear it when your plans involve snacks, lounging, laughter, and absolutely no unnecessary functioning.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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